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The secret arcade
Nine small games, nothing to do with cards, and no reason for any of them to exist. Each keeps its own high scores. Pick one.
Reflexes · 45 seconds
Schrödinger’s Cats
Your cursor is a wave function. Hold it on a cat until it collapses into your collection. The gold ones are fast, twitchy and worth fifty commons.
Search · 60 seconds
Hat in the Cat
Every cat has a hat somewhere inside it. Your cursor is an x-ray lens — sweep, find it, and hold to pull it out. Hold the wrong thing and it costs you.
Chain reaction · five levels
CATastrophe
Poke one sleeping cat and the room comes apart on its own. One poke per level, five levels, and the last one is a city.
Carpet & balloons · nine rooms
Catstatic
Skid a cat across the carpet until his fur stands on end, then collect the balloons the static will hold. Mind the radiators, and the scissors.
Food chain · nine lives
Chonk
Eat your way up from a 350g kitten to the 900kg at which a cat cannot hold himself together. What is left of him is a black hole, and it is still hungry.
Nerve · nine lives
On a Roll
A cat has found the toilet roll. Unspool it hunting the one square that matters, and stop dead on it before you run past — tap to go faster, hold to stop.
Judgement · nine lives
If I Fits I Sits
A cat is a liquid. Pick the vessel it fills most exactly and watch it pour itself in — it never changes size, so a narrow vessel just makes it taller.
Balance · nine lives
Catwalk
One long, winding beam from the rooftops down to the core. Drag to keep him balanced, pick your fork in the road, and mind the ones that lead nowhere at all.
Grooming · five cats
Cat Lady
She has entered five cats into a beauty pageant and none of them agreed to it. Brush the snarls out before the buzzer — follow the grain, work the pile from the top, and try not to pull.
None of them are linked from anywhere else on the site. The way back in is the same way you got here: the mark in the top left.